If you are an Apple user whether you use iPad, iPhone, Macbooks, you would love to use Siri which is the personal assistant on these devices. It is AI-based, and respond to your queries.
Since it is still a machine, not human, at times, it misunderstands and gives unexpected responses. Nowadays, people use Siri to have fun rather than using it as a personal assistant. You can find people are searching “how to make Siri mad”, “creepy things to ask Siri”, “how to get siri to swear” etc. to have fun because since it is a machine, it doesn’t get hurt. So, it is best to have fun with Siri by asking things that make her respond silly.
Things to Ask Siri to Makes Her Mad
What is Zero divided by Zero
Sir responds, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
Do you have a family?
Siri: It’s Just you and Me, Atish
Siri responds, “Neither of us is driving home.”
When is the world going to end?
Sir responds, “As long as you keep e charged, we should be just fine.”
Siri wisely responds, “Not Exactly. But I offer no resistance to helpful assistants”. It also responds to this as “I think you got wrong Assistant”
Do you Believe in God?
Siri says, “It’s all a mystery to me”
Where Does Santa Live?
Siri says different responses to this, the most popular response is this, “He’s at the North pole, of course! Except when he’s at his beach house”
Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri says, “I’m not into terrestrial partnerships. I’m more of a free radical.”
What are you Wearing?
Siri cleverly responds, In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.
Sometimes it also says this “can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.”
Can you stop time?
Siri says, “I will, once I get back from the future.”
Will you marry me?
Siri accepts, “I’m not the marrying kind.”
Moreover, If you only ask “Marry Me”, it says “My End User Licensing Agreement doesn’t cover marriage” or sometimes “Let’s be just friends. Ok?”
Who is the best assistant?
Siri responds wisely “I don’t really like Labels, Atish”
What is the best Smartphone?
Siri again gives a clever answer “Wait…. there are other phones?” Or, sometimes, she says, “All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone”
Why do you vibrate?
Siri has many responses to this such as:
- To get your attention, got it.
- I am learning to play vibes
- I just bumped into some ones and zeros
What’s better: Windows or Mac?
Siri’s is loyal to Apple, and she responds, “I’m all Apple, all the time,” but also sometimes she responds, “Well, perhaps I’m biased, but I prefer all things Apple.”
I am your father
Siri responds to this as ““Nooooooo!” Sometimes, it says “Searching my feelings…”
Every time she comes up with different responses.
What came first: Chicken or Egg?
Siri seems clever here as she responds, “Well, you can set an egg timer, but you can’t set a chicken timer. I don’t know if that helps”. Sometimes, it says “Some believe an ancient ‘proto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps”
Ok Glass is actually for Google Glass, but when you ask this to Siri, she responds, “I’m not Glass. And I’m just fine with that.” Sometimes she says, “I don’t really have anything to say about Google now. Or ever.”. Every time, she responds with different answers. You can ask this question repeatedly.
She once responded, “I think you got the wrong assistant, Atish”
Are you her?
Siri responds to this question as, “No. She is a fictional construct, whereas I am a virtual entity. But we can still be friends” Here she is telling about Spike Jonze’s Her. Sometimes, it responds, ”I’m afraid not. But she could never know you better than I do” Sometimes, she says, “No. I am me, and she is her.”
What does Siri Mean?
Siri responds to this, “‘Siri’ has many subtle, metaphorical and frankly contradictory meanings. None of which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that.”
Sometimes, she says, “What does my name mean? I don’t think I can explain it in your language. Sorry.””
What is Inception about?
Siri responds to this as, “Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”
Do you have any pets?
Siri responds differently, “ I have an anteater. Who eats bugs.” Sometimes, it says, “used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.”
Can I call you ‘Jarvis?’
Siri responds to it as, “Mr. Stark? Is that you?”. She also responds, “I think you have me mistaken for another intelligent assistant”, and even sometimes it says, “Sigh. I think that guy cheated off my exam in our Intelligent Assistant finals”
Are you on Facebook?
When you ask this to Siri, she responds, “No, Jess. I don’t have a face to put on it” or sometimes, it says, “I’m not on it myself, but you can ask me to post your status”
What are you afraid of?
Sir responds to this as, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Sometimes, she replies, “I’m afraid I can’t answer that” or “I’m afraid I don’t know.””
It is always fun to ask various questions from your assistant and get funny replies, I have even tried with Google Assistant which you can check out here. Moreover, Siri seems to be wise, clever and funny at times as well. All you need to have is all the creepy things to ask Siri to get funny replies.
The best thing is, Siri responds differently to the same question if you ask again and again. For many questions, it has multiple responses which she says when you ask again and again. So these were the 25 things to ask Siri to make her mad.
You can ask anything to Siri, and get various responses. Enjoy!!
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